Why Worry?
There are only two things in life to worry about:
Whether you are well or whether you are sick.
If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to get well or whether you are going to die.
If you get well, then there is nothing to worry about.
But if you die, there are only two things to worry about:
Whether you are going to go to heaven or whether you are going to go to hell.
If you go to heaven, then you have nothing to worry about.
But if you go to hell, you'll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends,
that you won't have time to worry!
So, Why Worry?
왜 걱정을 하니?
세상에 걱정할 건 딱 두 가지뿐, 건강한가 아니면 아픈가.
만약 네가 건강하다면, 걱정할 게 없다.
그러나 만약 네가 아프다면 걱정할 건 딱 두 가지뿐,
아픈 게 나을 것인가 아니면 죽을 것인가.
만약 네가 나을 것이라면, 걱정할 게 없다.
그러나 만약 네가 죽는다면 걱정할 건 딱 두 가지뿐,
천궁르로 갈 것인가 지옥으로 갈 것인가.
만약 천국으로 갈 것이라면, 걱정할 게 없다.
그러나 만약 네가 지옥으로 간다면,
친구들과 만나 악수하느라 바쁠 테니까 거정할 시간이 없다
그런데 왜 걱정을 하니?
from a Korean book, Humor... i can't recall the author's English translation..
유머가 이긴다
edit: Humor is Winner's Secret.
